I don't understand music festivals. I mean, I do, but I don't. Like I don't understand Instagram culture, but I do.
All these newfound sneakers look like socks with soles. Would you wash them as frequently as socks?
How did "thots" happen?
Why do people gossip so much? If you have a problem with them, just tell it to their face.
Veggie platters, hummus, blue cheese, and imitation bacon bits are delicious together.
It's a shame that memes, 7-second videos, and 20-character posts are a substantial form of media consumption for a lot of youngins.
When youngins call me "mature" out of politeness, little do they know that it's because I've had only a couple years of fuck-ups over them.
Flowers are a thoughtful gesture, especially amplified if given on a cloudy, rainy day.
We need to reach across the bridge. So many people have strong opinions about people they've never met or topics they've never been sufficiently exposed to.
Without sadness, you can't know happiness. So embrace the lows in your life, knowing that you can and will get to brighter places.
The devil is in the details.
"Comfort" is my fashion. Sneakers over ankle-restricting boots or heels any day.