Feb 14, 2019 22:43:07

Couch to 80k Week 1 Day 3

by @nickblake | 238 words | 🐣 | 2💌 | 0💧

Nick Blake

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Problems a Character May Face

Being a butcher the day meat is outlawed

Owning the world’s only nuclear cow

On the run from the fun police

Converting to Islam in the middle of a convent

Discovering a severe milk allergy just after inheriting a dairy farm

Helicopter repainted a gaudy colour by ungrateful son

Stranger trips on driveway, sues, in discovery the drug den in the house is uncovered

Selling remote control cars used in drug dealing, a criminal drops by with a cut, cue investigation

Floating adrift in space

Becoming a planet against one’s own will

Reincarnation works but outside of spacetime, you are now your own aunt

Prison riot while under house arrest

In hock to several different timeshare companies under different names

CERN used to mine cryptocurrency, causes explosion, market instability

Working at Securities Firm as a security guard, use of ambiguity to get dates becomes untenable when high-level meeting scheduled

Arranging to hijack a plane, double booked with other plane hijackers

Art thieves steal curator

Close-up magician fears family getting distant

Ghost mocked by ghost friends for haunting pottery class

High-fantasy author sucked into a fantasy world, but it’s urban fantasy, they don’t notice and are killed by a vampire

Stuck in a burning barn, but unsure if flammable

Inherited millions from an evil genius relative

Stuck in brewster’s millions type situation, but with non-fungible assets, causing issues due to lack of realty license

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    @nickblake I just got hooked and... where are you?

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Feb 16, 2019 20:30:31
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    @nickblake Don't let your Shrink read this or you'll be back to "the Couch" :)

    Mark Armstrong avatar Mark Armstrong | Feb 15, 2019 18:09:29
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    @nickblake this is actually pretty good!

    Jason Leow avatar Jason Leow | Feb 15, 2019 23:48:04
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    @nickblake omg... I LOVE THAT! Count me as a fun!
    (eghmmm... what is this list about actually? And what is CERN (@philh?)
    Yet not knowing absolutely does not prevent me from loving it! Oh no no no!)
    @philh yo must visit
    @jasonleow @gabrielgreco @zyumbik @RealNegotiator @keni @jessica @jeffriddall , people who manage to be EVERYWHERE and comment EVERYTHING... I AM HERE FIRST, LOL
    I must admit, what can i say, I have seen you @brandonwilson at <<Couch to 80k Week 1 Day 1 - Character Names>>

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Feb 15, 2019 16:36:15
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      @nickblake @lucjah - Hahaha... Isn't it Ironic?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=6GVJpOmaDyU&vl=en-US

      Keni avatar Keni | Feb 15, 2019 10:39:50
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      @nickblake @keni Its so absolutely funny... thank you! @philh isn't it?

      Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Feb 15, 2019 19:13:36
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      @nickblake @lucjah pretty good indeed :D

      PhilH avatar PhilH | Feb 16, 2019 09:49:56
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      @nickblake @lucjah Excellent! I love in particular the CERN, the prison riot, the art thieves and the close-up magician 🤣

      PhilH avatar PhilH | Feb 16, 2019 09:52:08
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