"Hi Bob, how are you doing today?"
"I'm great! Just switched to the electronic cigarette over the weekend and I feel so good about it!"
"Oh that's great! But... I didn't know that you were smoking, actually."
"Yeah, no, I wasn't."
"Hmmm... But then, why using an electronic cigarette?"
"Well, I know that their impact on health is still debated, but the general consensus seems to be that they are much better than tobacco. There are much less toxic chemicals, and I don't even use nicotine at all in the liquid I'm using, so no risk of addiction."
"Sounds good indeed. But I mean, why using them at all, since you were not smoking?"
"Well, haven't you heard that today's topic is vaporine? I figured that it's better to have a first hand experience of the thing before to start talking about it, don't you think?"
"What do you think vaporine is, exactly?"
"Well, that's the liquid in the electronic cigarette, why."
"No, it is not."
"What do you mean?"
"Vaporine has nothing to do with smoking. It's an oil aroma therapy. You don't breath it, you apply it on your skin, with a roll."
"I don't think so."
"Well, let's google it."
"It's too late. I'm past 200 words already. But thank you for helping me getting there!"