Things just ain't the same for hipsters.
Life's now more than bein' a barista.
More than craft beer and blowing the reefer.
More than loud music, sun dresses, and re-ups.
But the strangest things can happen with aging
When your job sucks, your broke, and belly is raging.
Look down at the stones on the road your paving.
See where it goes and the BS your chasing.
I've seen us come, I watched us go.
Watched us rise, witnessed it and watched us blow
watched us all blossom and watched us grow
watched the low faces when it came time to cope
Best friends and time, I lost a lot of both
Went and visited hipsters in their watering holes
It's all the same shit all across the globe
I just sit back and watch the show.
'Cause everywhere that I go
Ain't the same as befo'
People I used to know
Just don't know me no mo'
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
Who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low
I moved on from that ideology you blame me?
Hipsters aim mainly at people they can't be.
But hipsters can't hit people they can't see.
I stay under their nose, too close for their dang reach.
How would you feel if you survived sipping the kool aid?
You'd probably choose to live a new life, in a new way.
And choose a new routine if the last one kept you plopped.
I ain't interesting, how much Hemway in you you got?
I ain't mayonaise, neither
It's either my life or your life, and I ain't leavin, I like being
Cause you can assume we going round for round
Post for Post, share tales of how you got found.
If you really want to take it there, you can.
Just remember you fuckin' with a self actualized man.
I chose to do a lot less than you, but to do it right,
just remember that.