Bob has a cat named @paulp. Or not. Or he is not Bob. And @paulp is not the cat. Or... The cat was big on just disappearing into the abyss. Bob asked the cat not to disappear into the abyss so often or he will get very sad, occasionally. The cat didn't care. Still would disappear into the abyss. Bob decided to take it up a notch. Told the cat if he keeps disappearing into the abyss he would weep and moan. The cat still didn't care. Kept disappearing into the abyss. Bob finally had enough of the cat disappearing into the abyss. Told the cat if he did it again he would get a notification every bloody day. The cat didn't believe him. Kept disappearing into the abyss. Bob wakes up the next morning and opens the computer. The cat wrote a few comments, no post though. Bob sends a notification. The cat flips out. Scratches the keyboard especially around the screen. Bob strongly dislikes that because of sensitive screen. Bob tells the cat he will get no notifications but no disappearing into the abyss. The cat agrees. Next day the cat does not disappear into the abyss. Bob gets up the next morning, opens the computer. The cat is fed up with the whole affair but does not disappear into the abyss. Bob stops writing notifications. The cat browses his profile very quickly.
This is a failed attempt to copy a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the original author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual characters, living or dead, or actual events is totally intended.