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Apr 29, 2019 15:41:59

Re: 5. Cleaning. How do you do it?

by @lucjah PATRON | 329 words | 46πŸ”₯ | 323πŸ’Œ

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5th post of @brianball 's list of 20 topics.                                                        (Previous post: Re: 4. What color are you wearing today, and...)                                  (Partner post: Cleaning. How do you do it?)

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"Alice... Chuck, Dave and Frank will not be here before 8."

"HWAAAAAAT???"

"What what? Eve, Oscar and Mallory confirmed, they will be earlier, as agreed..."

"What are you talking about???"

"What do you mean, what am I talking about? An apero... Today... We invited them. Last Friday. When we met at Paul and Carole's concert."

"But I WAS NOT THERE!!!"

"Oh... Indeed... Hmmmmm.... you were not... "

"We cannot cancel, can we...?"

"Eghmm... I'd rather not. But, ma chΓ©rie, you don't have to prepare anything! We have that good natural wine and yesterday we bought cheese. There are olives in the fridge... And we go out for dinner..."

"Boooob... Look around, it's a mess!"

"It's ok!"

"No! It definitely is NOT ok!"

"Ok, What shall I do?"

"What do you mean? There is all that fluff on the floor..."

"But who will notice?"

"Carpets are plain dirty..."

"But they will be even more dirty afterwards..."

"Bathroom is a disaster!"

"Yes! Right! I will put away the iron."

"Look at the sink... at the mirror..."

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"It was nice, wasn't it?"

"Yes, rather nice."

"And you see, nobody noticed that it wasn't clean."

"What do you mean not clean??? I was cleaning the whole time when you went out to pick them up!"

"Ohhhh...?!"

"And of course Eve and Mallory managed to smear carpet with mud before they took their shoes off. They do it every time! It must be passive aggressive..."

"I haven't noticed..."

"?!" 

"And Oscar always has to drop or spilt something... fortunately it was just water with lemon this time..."

"But it was a very nice evening, wasn't it darling?"

"I'm so tired... I have to clean a bit now..."

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    @lucjah 🀣🀣🀣
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    PhilH avatar PhilH | Apr 29, 2019 22:16:30
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    @lucjah - TIL -- you can use the mud on the bottom of your shoes to be passive aggressive. ;-)

    Brian Ball avatar Brian Ball | Apr 29, 2019 08:45:05
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      @brianball hihi... everything can be ;p

      Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Apr 30, 2019 17:15:19
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    @philh , I hope you will forgive me for messing around with an amazing couple of your friends, and their friends... I like them so much, I simply cannot resist...

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Apr 29, 2019 15:44:53
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