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Mar 14, 2019 20:17:13

Fritos Make you Jump Higher

by @abrahamKim PATRON | 212 words | 🐣 | 337💌

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Fritos make you jump higher the lady told my mom. I was not a smart five year old kid. It's hard to be when you're raised by parents who can hardly speak the native language. So anyways, I ate a bag of Fritos instead of Cheetos and imagined myself bouncing around, while also jumping around in real life. When you're a kid you can do both imagining and physically living and have them feel like the same thing.

The man on the stool with a cane whacked me on the head again.

"why you bouncin around?"

I told him it was cause I was eating Fritos. He made a face like I said something that made no sense. And of course he had. Who the hell would've thought Fritos would make you jump higher. Anyways, I was a stupid five year old kid who thought all black people were basketball players or boxers. The television they had on at the laundromat played sports for most the day and from what I saw, most the best players were black. So I asked this man on the stool if he could jump high and if he liked Fritos.

He laughed and hit me on the head again. 

"Nah. I don't like no Fritos, boy."

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    @abrahamKim I like Fritos, but I was a little unnerved when I saw an episode of a survival show in which they used a match to light a Frito and it burned like a candle from all the fat. @jasonleow might react in horror when I say I like to have a big bowl of ice cream with a handful of Fritos.

    Brandon Wilson avatar Brandon Wilson | Mar 15, 2019 10:47:21
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      @abrahamKim @brandonwilson I have no idea what fritos are, but I might join you in having a big bowl of ice cream!

      Jason Leow avatar Jason Leow | Mar 16, 2019 15:52:45
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      @brandonwilson Lol do you think this is possible with all fatty snack foods?

      Sir Abe avatar Sir Abe | Mar 18, 2019 02:42:14
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